Posted: 30th Jan 2004 14:30
In a moment of levity I turned the Hutton Report into a DB Pro code snippet. See attached.

Philip
Posted: 30th Jan 2004 14:30
Heres another one.

Philip
Posted: 30th Jan 2004 14:31
And another.
Posted: 30th Jan 2004 14:35
Er... enough already Philip.

Philip
Posted: 30th Jan 2004 14:36
Stop! Stop! Enough of the different sorts of 2d screen wipes!

(ok)

Philip
Posted: 30th Jan 2004 15:38
have you spent too much time away from picnic baskets?
what's a Hutton report?
Try to improve the one where random dots are made, so that it will not
make various dots in the same place.
Posted: 30th Jan 2004 15:58
You're not supposed to encourage me my Brazilian friend. Thats an awfully dangerous thing to do to a lunchhamper obsessed bear. Anyway, here you go - your wish is my humble command.

The attached code also boasts the silliest name for an array ever.

Philip

The Hutton Report: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/3444571.stm

Not a whitewash. No sir. Not at all. Er... more jam here for this apolitical bear please.
Posted: 30th Jan 2004 16:39
I wasn't?
nice name for the array though.
Posted: 2nd Feb 2004 13:37
I thought so too.

Hey, I wrote all these little 2d screen cleaning things as a gag and I haven't even so much as had one "ha". I feel distinctly perturbed. :-(

Philip
Posted: 2nd Feb 2004 13:42
I think you need a lie down...
Posted: 2nd Feb 2004 13:49
Yeah, I think you are right there.

Philip
Posted: 2nd Feb 2004 19:42
clearly you have far too much time on your hands! through coding are you attempting to suggest that the Hutton Report was a whitewash, if so u have made your point now try doing something almost productive!
Posted: 3rd Feb 2004 16:09
@Pazza

Well it only took 6 minutes to do all those different screenwipes (see the time of posting above).

In the meantime my main project continues ok-ish.

Philip